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Taipei 101

The architects and designers of Taipei 101, once the world’s tallest building (from 2004 – 2010, when the Dubai Burj was finished) took not only the physics of construction seriously, but also the metaphysics.  They made sure that the 508 m (1667′) tower wouldn’t be brought down by a typhoon wind, or a 2,500 year earthquake event, or by the forces of bad fung shui.  The “101” in it’s title, for instance,  is significant for more than just the number of floors: it goes one up on perfection (100 + 1), and is the same forwards and backwards – an eternal number.  To ensure stability, the structure is anchored on pylons sunk 50m into the bedrock – and there is no 44th floor.  Four is an unlucky number, so two fours must be worse.  Eight, however,  (as in 500m + 8 tall) is especially good because it is the luckiest number (7) plus 1.  Lots of math to absorb, and we haven’t even touched on the calculations of the bad-feng-shui deflecting fountain by the main entrance.

Bamboo or...

Bamboo or...

Whether the massive green glass structure looks like bamboo – the ultimate symbol of China and tensile strength – or a stack on take-away Chinese food boxes is yours to decide.  What can’t be doubted is that it dominates the city skyline.

Our friend Helen grew up in Taipei and very generously suggested we stay at her mother’s apartment, which wasn’t currently in use.  She also arranged for a car to meet us at the airport (most appreciated after 13 hrs. of flying and a 5:40 am arrival time) and take us there.  We stayed in Taipei for 6 days, but many of the things we found to be typical of the city we experienced in the first 6 hours.  1) Things work.  Whether it was Helen’s plan to get us to the apartment or the brilliant metro system, we were always whisked around efficiently.  2) The people are really friendly.  Although she spoke little English, the aunt warmed our hearts

At the BBQ

At the BBQ

showing us the apartment, and had a welcome pile of fruit on the table for us, as well as a (how did she know?) can of tonic.  3) There is food everywhere.  We had dinner

street market

street market

with Stewart, an old friend of Katheryn’s, and his wonderful partner Anna twice.  Once at their place, and once at what Stewart described as a not-to-be-missed local experience – an all-you-can-eat meat BBQ.  Fabulous, it must be said, and K got to pile up the Haagen-dazs for dessert.  Most of our eating, however, was done in the night markets which spring up all over town, or in one of the multitude of local restaurants where a plate of rice and 5 toppings cost about $1.50.

Stewart, who has been working as a teacher and actor in Taiwan for 11 years, was also a great source of information about the city.  Much of Taipei, he told us, was the result of the 50 year occupation of the island by the Japanese, which ended in

Japanese-era buildings

Japanese-era buildings

1944.  The vast acres of low-rise buildings with the characteristic small square “bathroom tile” facades are from this era.  Most of us know Taipei as the capital of a country called Taiwan.  It’s more complicated than that.  Officially, Taipei is still the provisional capital of China.  The Republic of China (ROC) that is.  The ROC was governed by Chiang Kai Shek and his Kuomintang (KMT) party from the fall of the last Qing Emperor in 1911 until 1949, when they were defeated by Mao’s Communists.  Then the KMT fled to the island of Taiwan, forming a government-in-exile until their eventual return as the legitimate rulers of China.  China (the People’s Republic, that is) has different views on the subject.  Each one considers the other to be occupied territory, a source of endless tension for themselves and the world.  A policy of deliberate ambiguity has become the

Sun yat-sen and friend

Sun yat-sen and friend

status quo, and a finely tuned ear for nuance has been developed on both sides.  For instance, Taiwan is happy enough that it’s biggest backer, the US, officially “does not support” independence, rather than “oppose” it, as the Chinese wish.  In the Olympics, Taiwanese athletes received medals for the fictitious country of “Chinese Taipei”, under a made-up flag while some song about the glorious Olympic committee played.  Stewart, playing a role recently, had to say “Formosa”, rather than “Taiwan”, in case it upset China.

We knew we had to see the “National Museum” where much of the cultural heritage of China ended up, transported with the fleeing KMT, but we didn’t know there are at least 4 variations on the name.  The one we wanted was the “National Palace

National Theatre

National Theatre

Museum” – and it was the 4th one we tried.  It speaks to me about the depth of the refinement of a culture where for 4000 years some of their greatest art has been put into the production of “wine vessels” – decantors (albeit big bronze ones) by any other name.

Thanks in no small way to Helen and Keith in Vancouver who encouraged us to stop in a place we had only transited through, and who made the arrangements to make our stay easy and fun, and to Anna and Stewart for showing us around and being such interesting hosts, we loved Taipei.  It’s not a tourist destination, which is one of the great things about it, and apart from the museums the only “site-seeing” we did was a large sprawling

Chinese cemetery

Chinese cemetery

cemetery on a hill behind Helen’s place. It doesn’t have the flash and glitz of Hong Kong, or the polished languorousness  of Singapore, or the bustle and charm of Bangkok, but I can see why it would be a tempting place to live, and we even talked about retail opportunities with Stewart.  It was a great way to start our trip.

For more photos of Taipei go to the Flickr link via our web site:  https://www.kebeandfast.com
or click on the link directly here: http://www.flickr.com

Bra salesman

Bra salesman

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For the video experience, go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFYed31lghw&feature=share&list=UUzPNkH_3cH9Oz3q-g71UkUA

Signing off from the ROC, Your Foreign Devil Correspondents

The Bali Shipment

bali-goods2-010The last time we blogged, we were in the S.E. corner of Sabah, Borneo, waiting for an Indonesian visa and a boat to take us to Tarakan in Kalimantan.  The purpose of this was to make a more direct – although less-travelled – route between the Philippines and Jogjakarta in Java.

If “Tarakan, an island city in Kalimantan, Borneo” sounds intriguing and exotic in a Joseph Conrad way, the reality is a bit more mundane.  Notable moments came when our boat docked and the cabin door was opened – and we were stormed by an invading force of motorcycle-taxi drivers.  They barged through the first row of passengers, including us, in their haste to secure fares for the long ride down the pier to customs and immigration.  Welcome to Indonesia.  We,borneo-map of course, walked, and once there had to smile and mime our way through an inspection of Katheryn’s bag which turned up two suspicious items: tampons and a bag of black peppercorns.  Both, apparantly, unknown in the world of the (male) inspectors.  Our verdict on Tarakan? Nothing exciting.  Although all we did there was spend an evening wandering around finding food, accomodation, and a ticket out.

The ticket was for a flight, ostensibly in the morning, to Surabaya, Java.  Surabaya, known as the “necessary evil” of Java, is a massive city on the central north coast through which everything passes.  Our plan was to go straight to the station and take the 4 p.m. train out, but our Lion Air flight being 5 hours late put paid to that.  We were forced to arrive after dark and 013spend an overnight.  Nothing unpleasant happened; still I can’t say I hold the place high in my affections, and we were thrilled to be rolling out in the morning into the lush countryside of central Java.

We gave Jogja a chance.  We spent days wandering the markets and shops by foot and becak, yogya-004and went by motorbike into the surrounding villages.  We found painters and potters and sculptors and sewers – but apart from discovering a great big stone monument called Borobudur, it wasn’t what we were looking for.  We had better luck in Solo, a more conservative, less touristy city nearby, known for its massive textile market.  There we bought a few samples, and one superb piece: a copper batik chop. If we go back, it will definitely be for Solo rather than Jogja.

Back in Bali, and for the first time since leaving Vancouver we are on familiar ground.  We have a little Honda motorbike, a room booked in Ubud, and it’s time to get down to work.  OK, this is bali-goods2-007the fun part of the job: scooting around a stunning tropical island, meeting friendly craftspeople and giving them lots of money for beautiful things.  Then again, there are the torrential deluges which periodically catch us out far from home…

The first stop is our Timorese friend Victoria, and her great collection of tribal art.  We were sold out of her coconut tree masks before the end of last season, so this year we are getting more.  I will put a price list below, so anyone interested in reserving a specific piece can email us, and we will give more details and set it aside.  Victoria bali-goods2-003also had some new masks which caught our eye.  These come with the metal stand.

Next we dropped by Wayan.  Of all of our contacts, he is one of our favorites.  Like most Balinese, he seems to take life as if it was a ripe mango dropping, pealed, into his open mouth.  Yet for all of that, it 023hasn’t been as easy year for him, and the stress shows.  He is our umbrella and Balinese banner (umbal-umbal) man, and apart from running the shop he and his uncle do most of the sewing.  With a young family he is struggling to make ends meet, so our order, the biggest ever with him, came at a welcome time.  Apart from the whimsical banners (if you want rainbows, order now!) we are buying his hand-made 2m diameter patio umbrellas, as well as smaller decorative table top ones.

Southern Bali – from Ubud to Denpassar to Kuta – is an unbelievable road side shopping experience of small and medium-sized producers.  Apart from the sheer quantity of inventory, what is almost as stunning is how much dross there is.  After awhile you get repetitive craft 031disorder, and just can’t look at another identical coconut Buddha, and you wonder who can possibly be buying all those tacky maiden-in-a-rice-field paintings.  The same is true with the cast stone sculpture.  There is so much of it – and a lot of it isn’t bad – but the trick is to find a small business you like, and who does quality work on site.  After MUCH looking, we met Gus, who had beautiful pieces, and was able to walk us through the process in the workshop behind his tiny store front.

It’s similar with the metalwork.  We are buying lamps this year for the first time, and we 049sourced out Jero, who we like for her enthusiasm, and who makes everything in a small family business out back.

The last items we are shipping out of Bali are not easy to find; they aren’t in every second shop on the road side.  Maybe that’s why we love our New Guinea pieces – they were a lot of work!  One memorable day, trying to re-find a small shop with these amazing necklaces on the edge of Denpassar, we spent 4 hours fighting unbelievable traffic bali-goods2-011through the city.  I am crazy enough to consider city driving in Asia fun – you aren’t constrained by rules like “stay off the sidewalk” – but this was exhausting (literally).  We finally bailed out of the humidity and pollution to a small restaurant, who gave us some directions.  Back on another 6 lane horror show, after negotiating another chaotic intersection, my prized progressive lens glasses made a suicide leap out of my shirt pocket into the middle of traffic.  Miraculously, after we pulled over and ran back, they were still alive – until the last truck taking the corner scored a direct hit.  And we never did find the shop.

But now I know where it is, and we spent a lot of time with Kadek, and her near-neighbour 001Andi.  The necklaces are all wearable, but also come with the stand, and are displayable works of art.  Andi’s shields come from Jayapura, Irian Jaya, and could also conceivably be used in a skirmish/raid/war with your enemies.  Perhaps better just put them on the wall.  Kadek’s necklaces, she is honest enough to tell us, are made by her in Bali, in the Irian Jaya tradition – except for one style.  These elegant sculpures, called Kalabubu, come from Nias, off the coast of Sumatra.  Kadek is an expert, but she says people here lack the skill to reproduce them.  They are as smooth as bone or horn, which is what they look like, but they are actually polished discs of coconut shell, with a brass clasp.  She only had two, and we are keeping one bali-goods2-019for ourselves…

I am currently putting the new stock up on our website.  Please check it out by going to https://www.kebeandfast.com, go to “our store”, and look for these goods in “jewelry” and “arts and crafts”.  Below is a sample of what we have.  If you find something you love, please contact us by email about details, delivery and payment.  You can reach us at: sales@kebeandfast.com.

Terima Kasi,

Your Foreign Devil Correspondents

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Coconut tree mask from West Timor. @ 1m tall. $200

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Wooden mask with stand. @1m tall. $180

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Bali banner (umbal umbal) colours. 5m tall. $15 each, 6 for $50, 10 for $100.

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2m diameter waterproof patio umbrella. Available in yellow, teal, white and purple. $180.

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Table top umbrella. Available in orange, white, yellow and purple. $35

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Cast stone bust. 53cm on stand. $90.

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Buddha bust. 36cm on stand. $35.

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Cast stone Boddhisattva bust. 32 cm. on stand. $35.

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Metal and polyester standing lamp. 30cm tall. $35.

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Metal and polyester hanging globe lamp. 23cm tall. $35.

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Wooden shield from New Guinea. @1.3m tall. $120.

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Wooden shield from New Guinea. @1.3m tall. $120.

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Irian Jaya style shell neck lace. Including stand. $150

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Irian Jaya style shell neck lace. Including stand. $85

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Irian Jaya style shell neck lace. Including stand. $120

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Irian Jaya style shell neck lace. Including stand. $75

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Irian Jaya style shell neck lace. Including stand. $85

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Irian Jaya style shell neck lace. Including stand. $75

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Kalabubu necklace from Nias. One only. $250.

Bali: Cremation Slide Show

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This is a visual blog.  We have just been in Ubud, in Bali, and while we were there saw the cremation of three members of the royal family.  Below is a brief description of the event, but please, after you have read it, go to the link to our flickr site, open the “Bali Cremation” set, and play it as a slide show.

In Balinese culture a cremation is a very public and elaborate send off, and is so costly that even families as wealthy as this will hold bodies for over a year until the funds and the astrology are all aligned.  Multiple cremations are common, but must be of the same caste.

Public preparations started a week before the event, with the construction of enormous papier mache floats on a side street beside the royal palace.  First two pagoda-shaped towers were made (one of which was to hold two bodies), and then three massive black bulls. Each was constructed on a platform of thick green bamboo.  These would be carried by crews of 50 strong men on a procession of about a kilometer to the cremation ground.

On the day of the procession crowds started to gather in the morning, and the mood was festive.  Members of the family posed for pictures as a gamelan orchestra played in the audience hall beside the floats.  By early afternoon all the preparations were complete, and the floats – bulls first – set off down Ubud’s main street.  People lined the streets, including one young girl anxiously waiting with her iphone in her hand.  Each bull was followed by a gamelan orchestra and a crowd of onlookers.  But it was no sedate and stately procession.  The crew carrying the floats ran with their figure from side to side, sometimes even going backwards to fool any evil spirits that may be following.  Spectators had to be nimble to avoid getting crushed.  It required huge effort on the part of the bearers, and when the time came to turn the corner into the cremation ground the fire department was there to give them a welcome dousing with water.

When all three bulls had arrived, they were taken off off their bamboo rafts and hoisted with a great struggle onto the raised cremation platform.  Meanwhile the women of the families had been assembling at the site.  They had brought elaborate offerings, exquisitely arranged and carried on their heads, to accompany their relatives into the fire.  There was a moment of excitement when the towers arrived, partly because only a super-human effort from one side of the first crew prevented it from toppling over as it turned into the area. They were so tall – 20 m – that the power lines along the route had to be disconnected, and much of the town was blacked out.  The towers were pulled up to a tall platform with a ramp on one side, down which the coffins were carried.  The coffins were then paraded around the bulls, and as with the rest of the ceremony it was a celebration, and not a somber event.

As this was happening, the backs were hacked of the bulls, and set aside.  Then the bodies were taken out of the coffins, wrapped in white cloth, and one was placed in each of the bulls. The offerings from the women were then accepted by immediate members of the families, and piled on the bodies.  Then the black backs of the bulls were re-attached, and the platform was cleared of people.

In the old days, piles of wood would be heaped on the pyre.  Now it’s done with natural gas.  With the burners in place, the priest lit sticks of incense, handed it to family members, and the ignition was begun. This is where, visually, it got stunningly beautiful.  I kept as close to the fire as I could – there was no crowd control, and it was up to you to keep away from flying bits of burning embers.  The fire roared ferociously through the bulls.  When much of the idols had been consumed, bundles of straw offerings were thrown under the bellies, and the fire around the corpses kept hot.  Near the end, when the bellies had been burnt out, gas flames were directed on whatever remained.

While the bulls were still dramatically smoldering, it was the turn of the tower.  The fire started at the base raced through it until it was, well, a towering inferno.  In the end, the fires were finished surprisingly quickly, and the crowds, with little ado, started to depart and make their way home.  When all is cooled, the ashes will be gathered and sprinkled into the sea.

I thought the ceremony was a breath-taking insight into the Balinese attitude to life and death.  True, not everybody here can afford such a send-off, but as an expression of the ideal it was magnificent.

This is where you should go: http://www.flickr.com/photos/croquet/sets/72157626087203220/  The bigger the srceen you have the better.

BALI: The Night of the Ogoh-Ogoh

Nyepi is Balinese New Year.  This year their calendar will be changing from 1931 to 1932.  Nyepi is better known, however, as “Do Nothing Day”, an enforced day of rest when all movement outside is banned (the airport is closed), no human sounds should be heard, and no lights shown.  It is taken seriously: in case of a medical emergency, we were warned, the Nyepi committee has to be consulted, and special permission given to go to the hospital.  Although Bali is Hindu, and the observation of Nyepi is enforced by Hindus, there is certainly no equivalent in India: it seems impossible there could be one universally accepted moment of silence in that charged up country.

India, though, would really like the day before Nyepi.  Like Mardi Gras to Lent, it is a day of noise and processions before the big renunciation.  The purpose of the festival is to lure troublesome spirits out into the open, scare them away, and then when they return pretend that the island is deserted so that they won’t see any point in stopping and settle somewhere else.  The day before Nyepi people sweep out their houses, purify them with burning incense, and leave beautiful offerings in front of their doors on the street.  In the meantime, elaborate foam and papier mache diabolical figures called ogoh-ogoh are being built.  The streets around Ubud are full of these creatures.  Many, like the one on our alley, seem to consider huge breasts and pointy nipples especially fearsome.

The procession of the Ogoh-Ogoh begins after dark.  They are paraded down the street and into the main square by the royal palace, held aloft on bamboo platforms by the groups who made them.  Often they are accompanied by gamelan orchestras, and once they reach the square a frenzied running about occurs, with the huge demon figures tossing like ships on a stormy sea, and a loudspeaker extorting the crowd to stay out of the way or risk serious injury.

Fortunately we have chosen a comfortable retreat for Nyepi day.  Hotels are down to a skeleton staff, and ours is letting us use the kitchen.  We cook a little, use the pool, and basically follow the injunction to do nothing.  There are only three sets of fellow guests.  One is a French photographer now residing on the remote island of Sumba, and helping the locals address a chronic water shortage by digging wells.  He is accompanied by a friend from a tiny adjascent island, and they are taking their cooking seriously, pulverizing fresh spices into marinades and cooking soups, sauces and a whole chicken.  A pair of Dutch ladies subsist on toast and mah jong, and a lone Spanish guy insists his soda crackers are all he wants, until the mounds of chicken and rice win him over.  The biggest surprise on Nyepi, however, is the Balinese couple who have a small plot of land on the other side of a small canal, just opposite our patio.  It is a relatively deserted place anyway, and the last thing we are expecting is to see someone there on Do Nothing Day.  Yoga and his wife, unfortunately, spend all day scooping gravel from the canal for the foundation of a new building.  They can’t be seen from the alley, so all day they labour on, even though the Nyepi police at one point warned us against moving a chair too loudly in the restaurant.

After Nyepi is over we ride up to one of our favourite places, Tirta Gangga.  We have pared down our gear to the absolute minimum, and both of us and our pack fit on a 110 cc Honda scooter.  Set between two volcanoes, in the midst of verdant rice fields, Tirta Gangga is glorious.  From our balcony we look over the hibiscus and frangipani and bougainvillea in the garden, the jungle-lined bowl of terraced rice fields, the smaller volcano, Gunung Seraya, to the east coast and the sea.

Katheryn, in the early days, spent a wonderful time in a quiet hamlet out on that coast, Jemeluk, snorkeling endlessly in a splendid coral garden.  She hasn’t been back since, but it is only 30 minutes or so away, so we take our beach gear and do a day trip.  Fortunately the winding road down to the coast is still fabulous.  Jemeluk has now merged with its bigger neighbor, Ahmed, into a continuous strip of resorts and hotels.  The black pebble beach never was much of a draw, and it is still lined with brightly painted outrigger boats, as before.  We rent a mask and a snorkel, and I am the first to go into the water.  Then Katheryn takes her turn.  It is depressing.  Almost all the coral is dead.  There are still some colourful fish, but they are outnumbered by a steady current of plastic rubbish.  We intended to spend the day, but it is stinking hot on the sand, and there is no reason to stay.  There are still wooden salt-drying racks along the coast, and Ahmed is famous for having some of the best sea salt in the world.  But even when we stop to buy a bag it turns into an unhappy scene, as other vendors run over and thrust identical bags at us, at identical prices.

Riding back over the hills we get caught in the only rain we have had since we’ve been here, a soaking downpour that leaves brown rivers flowing over the road.  There are still lots of motorbike riders out, but most of them have jackets or ponchos.  We just get soaked.  But it’s a good rain to get soaked by, tropical rain, and afterward the plants all rejoice and exhale simultaneously and the air is so rich we bathe in it as much as breathe it.

See some more of our Bali photos (more Ogoh-Ogoh) at https://www.kebeandfast.com

Also, we were stymied by slow downloads when we posted the last blog, so if you were disappointed not to be able to see the latest videos, now you can!  The rest of our Nepal videos are at the end of the last blog, but here is one to whet your appetite: Bad Road Movie.  From Bali, you won’t want to miss the hilarious Pig Dance.  There are also: From Calcutta to Bali; Hiking and Biking in Tirta Gangga; and the terrifying Night of the Ogoh-Ogoh.

BALI: Umbul alert

Before you place your advance orders for Balinese umbul-umbul (temple banners) we will take you far from this equatorial island back to a chilly morning in Kathmandu.

It is pre-dawn, and we are flying through town in a taxi, apparently to the Eden petrol pump.  This is the first step in a long sequence of events that will all have to synchronize over the next five days in order for us to make pre-booked train and plane connections to get to Bali, and at the moment it is looking a little dodgy.  Our driver is finishing the night shift, and is charged on speed and red bull.  He comes to screeching halts to ask for directions.  At one point Katheryn gasps when there is a thump and a creature goes hurtling over the bumper.  Katheryn thinks it is a school girl but it is only a pigeon.

When we get out I am still dubious we are even at our destination.  We have booked seats in a Sumo – an Indian-made jeep – to the border town of Birganj, but all we have to prove it is a scrap of paper which reads “Govinda Gee. Opp. Eden Petrol Pump”.  Our driver picks the pigeon off the grill, retrieves our packs, and speeds off.  We are on a congested, dusty, ugly down-trodden stretch of road on the east side of Kathmandu, where buses, mini-vans and jeeps all stop and shout and vie for passengers.  Touts grab our precious piece of paper, study it, and direct us one way or another, and in this fashion we arrive at the office of Govinda Gee.  By 7 AM, our supposed departure time, it looks like there is a consensus that we have seats on a Sumo, and by 8 we are underway.

The arrangement is less than luxurious, but tolerably; we are in the front, the seat is worn out, and Katheryn has to sit with the stick shift between her knees.  It gets worse when we hit the “new highway” which at this point is a 4-WD track through the mountains.  It’s first and second gear all the way and some of the hairpins are so steep that the tires spin and throw rocks as we make the corner.  However, we make it to Birganj in a mere 5.5 hours, a trip that by local bus can take more than 12.

Some of you may remember our famous “Escape from Birganj” story three years ago, when we were caught here by rioting and curfew, and had to sneak out past road blocks at 4AM.  We find a room at the same hotel that we stayed at then – The Everest – and congratulate ourselves on the success of Step One.

Step Two starts the next morning, and involves crossing the border into India.  This should be fairly straightforward, but India recently (8 weeks ago) changed its rule on multi-entry visas, basically rendering ours void. It took an entire day at the Indian consulate in Kathmandu, more money, and a half-inch stack of photo-copied documents to get permission to cross this border, and the lone office working out of a derelict shed here still isn’t sure about it.  He tells us we are the first people in our position to have the authorization to enter since the rule came into effect – everyone else he has sent back to Kathmandu.

The next step is to get on the 10AM train to Calcutta; again, normally a routine operation we’ve done one thousand times, but now, even though we booked berths a month ago, we still aren’t confirmed.  What we have is a berth between us “R.A.C.” – Reserved Against Cancelation – which means someone down the line has to drop out in order for both of us to have a bunk.  A businessman opposite has managed to squeeze his daughter, wife, and mother-in-law into one bunk – against the rules – and laughs when I say they should add another AC sleeper car.  “I’m surprised there is a train at all! I’m surprised there is a road at all! All they used to have here was oxcarts!”  And it’s true: we are in the notoriously-poor, lawless part of India, Bihar, where even motorized transport can’t be taken for granted.  Fortunately the seating situation gets resolved to everyone’s satisfaction, and the Maoist insurgents don’t blow up the tracks, as they have been prone to do.

Our scheduled arrival time in Calcutta is 4AM.  We will the train to be late, and succeed, and arrive at 9.  The rest of the trip: flight to KL; overnight; flight to Bali is hardly worth mentioning. We are even picked up at the airport by our friend Peter, and driven to a hotel – with a swimming pool – that he has booked for us: that’s how easy this has become!  However we have come a long way from Kathmandu, 46 hours of travel in 5 days, which leads us to the umbul-umbul.

Thanks to everyone from the last blog, by the way, who made a request for some of our Nepali  treasure.  The response was great but there’s still lots left in case you’re just now getting around to thinking about it.

If you visited any of our sales last year, you probably noticed our tall, elegant banners outside. These are Balinese umbul – ceremonial banners – and there was so much interest in them that we constantly regretted that we only had our five display pieces.  Now we have agreat source for them in Wayan, umbul, umbrella, and ceremonial cloth maker.  They are all 5 meters tall and will retail at our sales for $16. We are stocking the colours you see in the photo (for a bigger image double click it) although quite a few (we cleaned out Wayan’s stock) are in limited numbers.  As a special offer* and if you order NOW they are on sale for 5 pieces for $60 or 10 for $100.  Keep in mind how charming they would be at all those parties, weddings or special events coming up this summer.  If you are interested, let us know by email:  katheryn@kebeandfast.com and we will set aside your selection.  When we are back in Canada in the middle of April, we will contact you about payment and delivery details.

*It is the Nyepi festival here tomorrow, Bali’s famous “Do Nothing Day”, when everything, including the international airport is closed, and no one goes outside, turns on the power, or anything.  More on that later.

Here are some of the videos from Nepal.  Check them out!

Boudinath, the stupa of the relic

The Better Road Movie

and soon to be a classic Bad Road Movie

also TONGBA! is a lot of fun

and there are two more cityscapes: Durbar Square, Patan and Kathmandu

HOW GREEN IS MY BALI

the Tirta Gangga valley

After our first night in Bali, it seems cruel we’ve only booked 8 days here. Part of the reason for the short amount of time is past history. Katheryn fled Indonesia during the implosion of 1997, when the odious Suharto regime was in its death-Gunung Agungthrows, and taking the country down with it. People were rioting for food, atrocities were being committed against the Chinese and Christians (often the same thing; and often the scapegoats when things went bad), the Australian army was air-lifting their nationals out of the country, and the currency was close to being worthless. It was a traumatic time. A similar but bloodier scenario brought Suharto into power in 1965. I was only 4 at the time, but my family, who were living in Java, also had to flee the terrible circumstances. I went back in early 1982. At the time Kuta Beach was a quiet back-packer haunt, Legian was a separate village, and Ubud didn’t have any Italian restaurants. K had warned me it would Peter talking to Canadabe a shock to go back, so we have, over the years, left it off of our itinerary.

The added incentive this year is to visit our friend Peter, who after many years of keeping one foot in Canada and one foot in Bali, decided to stay in the tropics for the long term. There is absolutely no one better qualified to guide us through the sprawling warren that is now south Bali. Peter meets us at the airport in a rented jeep, and deftly negotiates the chaotic traffic all the while giving us a running commentary in his inimitable manner. Sure, development has transformed everything beyond recognition from 27 years ago, but the resulting fusion of western cash and Balinese creativity has resulted in a dynamic culture that Peter communicates with enthusiasm. Everywhere there is evidence of an advanced design aesthetic unlike anywhere else in Asia, an attention to detail in houses, hotels and restaurants. At the same time there is a scruffy-dog anarchy that appeals to me. Vendors and markets spill onto the streets, and Peter takes us to a little beach front bar that is just a bamboo shack planted in the sand. With our cold Bintangs we have a clear view all the way along the coast from Legian to Kuta, to the airport and beyond. This little bar is a hold-out from another era, as virtually the entire stretch is high-end (and beautifully-designed hotels), with their orchid gardens and water features.  The good news is that the hotels, while high-end, aren’t high rise.  Balinese cultural integrity has been the saving grace, preventing this from looking like Waikiki beach. When development began in the ’50’s, the Balinese declared that no building was to exceed the hieght of the palm trees. True, some builders have taken a poetic interpretation of how tall a palm tree grows, but there are only two glaring blights; a shopping mall and a hotel.  Both, of course,  are the projects of corruption at the highest level, and are unintentional statements of how ugly the mind behind taste of adventurethat kind of power is.

Peter arranges a motorbike rental for us, which is essential since his place is out on the edge where urban sprawl meets rice fields. For the next couple of days we are given the insiders tour of the restaurants and shops of Bali. Whether it’s a warung meal for .70 cents or splashing out on tuna fettuccine for $3, the food is outstanding. Although our budget for commercial goods is used up, we wanted to scout out Bali for future possibilities. The sheer number of handicraft stores is mind boggling.  There are literally miles of storefront selling carvings, antiques, furniture, jewellry and W.H.Y.  Apart from the tourists, dealers have been coming here for decades, although according to Peter virtually everything is made on Java. This is certainly true with the textiles, although we find many pieces from Sumba and Flores as well. We spend half a day in the cloth market in Denpasar, and are fortunate enough to meet Supriadi and his daughter Farhana. They are from Malang, in east Java, where I spent my childhood, and this connection is maybe why they give us the straight goods and the “harga bihasa’, the ‘real price’. We end up buying as many sarongs from them as we can carry on our bikes.  Batik, of course, is an Indonesian word for the famous resist-dye process of applying wax to cloth. Although not a dead art, hand made batik is now mostly a high-end artisan-produced specialty. Most merchants will try to con you with either the very cheap “batik prints”- easily detectable because only one side has vibrant colour – or “machine batik”. These are actually true batik, except that the wax pattern application is done mechanically, and are impossible to distinguish from the hand made article- for me, anyway- except that each pattern is identical in every detail. In the end, the sourcing experience in Bali has made me appreciate even more the quality and the diversity of the hand-made culture in India.

Even though the bike is only a little 110 cc step-through Honda, it has enough power to carry K. and me and our temple in Ubudpared-down pack – which sits between my knees – on a short tour of the island. In fact everything is so beautiful we don’t end up going very far. The first stop is Ubud – a short jaunt inland – which has been a magnet for ex-pat artists since the ’30’s. Many foreigners have continued to settle here, and it is easy to see why. Ubud is built around a number of steep ravines and river valleys. Some of the most stylish view from our room, Ubudboutique hotels in Asia are built into the lush green slopes and we voyeuristically wander into some just to look around. The staff see through our grubby gear right away, but are always smiling and gracious. The great thing about Ubud is we can get a chi-chi room for economy rates. Peter shows us to a real gem: lovely gardens, a swimming pool, lotus pond, with our room individually set into the jungle above one of the rushing water courses – for $14! Again we curse ourselves for not budgeting more time here. It’s almost a blessing that for much of the next two days it rains torrentially in Ubud; we have to cosy up in our lovely room as the rain thunders and the thunder rolls.

The skies are clear on the day we leave. We head east, more or less along the coast and end up in a spot called Tirta Gangga between the massive cloud-covered volcano ,Gunung Agung, and it’s smaller cousin, Gunung Seraya. A prince had built a water garden here which draws a small and steady flow of visitors, but what is really stunning is the landscape. Every shade of green in the spectrum has been used in the view fromAt our Tirta guest house our guest house. Palm trees pose dramatically above a ridge of wild grass, patches of jungle foliage explode like green bombs frozen in time, and thick creepers try to blanket everything. The real eye-catcher though, is the elaborate rice terracing. The terraces transcribe every surface with an anarchic geometry, each patch a perfect shade of spring green. As if this wasn’t enough, people and nature have thrown extravagant colour into the mix. Frangipani and hibiscus and bougainvillea tumble from the garden in front of us; the butterflies are almost too much of a hyperbole to mention. A hummingbird with a long curved bill hovers for a second and nearly breaks my heart. Once you get over that there are the towers of clouds sailing view from our room, Tirta Ganggathrough the skies. They can be real drama queens, flouncing up their skirts, pouting black, giving mischievous glimpses of a huge volcano, and glamming it up for the carnival of sunset.

Our room in Tirta Gangga is an impossible $8, and this includes a shower with white stones on the floor and ferns, flowers and a banana tree growing in the corner, open to the sky. Again, we curse the plan to not spend more time in Bali. One morning our host tells us it is ceremony day at one of the local temples, and we would be welcome to attend. We get directions and head into the rice fields. Actually the directions were: you will see lots of people, follow them. The ones we start to follow are too quick for us. We have dressed respectively in long sarongs, and hopping through the thin, often muddy terraces,  isn’t easy. As we get closer we see that, of course, there is an easier way, and on it are many men in traditional costumes and women carrying baskets of fruit and offerings on their heads. The Balinese love ceremonies, as one young man explained to us, not because they are necessarily deeply religious, but as much for the art and tradition.  You could, in my opinion, make an arguement that there is very little difference.

Another day we head off in a different direction, and after a while it seems to me that a distant-looking temple on a hill should be our destination. We meander through the the hilltop templemanicured landscape. The going is relatively easy, if a little indirect, and the worst thing is the over-protective dogs who always have to bark, and tell the next dog along the line that we are coming through. Eventually we reach the hill. For the first time that day, within sight of the temple, the paths vanish. The air is stagnant and the humidity is oppressive. For a couple hundred meters we are the suspicious focus of every dog in the valley, as we pull ourselves up the steep slope through thick elephant grass. The reward is a spectacular view – and of course, an obvious and easy way down. K. is enjoying dredging up some of her language skills unused for a decade, and jokes with locals that we pass.

The road back to Denpasar is like a mixed blessing: it gives us a spectacular winding route skirting the south slope of Gunung Agung, through beautiful little villages and more tumbling rice terraces around Sideman: but it is taking us awaysunset from Peter's house from here too soon.

We make our goodbyes to Peter and pay our 150,000 rupiah each exit tax. He has helped us out, once again, getting the last minute things done, including getting our last delicious and cheap take away dinner as our no-frills airline offers nothing you’d want to pay for. We leave the country with the equivalent of $1 in local currency.

From Bali we fly to Johor Bahru as no cheap fares are available to Singapore directly. We negotiate the trip from J.B., Malaysia, into our friends’ place by three local buses, the subway and finally a taxi for the last leg. As perfect hosts, they greet us with gin and tonics, followed by what any westerner after a long tour through Asia really wants: gorgonzola, camembert, old cheddar and red wine. Kerry and Frank have moved into a six bedroom house as their rented condo had doubled in price. As part of the financial melt down, cost cutting measures have moved the office into one of the bedrooms. When his official work week is over Frank springs into weekend mode and basically for the next two and a half days the only activity is cooking, eating, drinking wine and acquiring more groceries. We eat like kings and enjoy great times together, without doing too much in the city at all. Too soon we are back at an airport, flying as we always seem to be, back to Bangkok.

Selamat Jalan, Your Foreign Devil Corespondents

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